Let's put it simply. We are the Electric Theatre Collective and we make visual effects for visual productions that people watch on screens. On any screen in fact - from the tiniest spy device to the largest cinema in the galaxy, including the really big ones in alien civilisations where they gather in their trillions to laugh scathingly at humankind's pathetic attempts at video technology.
Well we're slowly stifling that laughter, we can tell you that for sure, and our expertise and influence - at least on this planet - is spreading throughout the visual creative arts...Film, adverts, music videos - you name it, we'll enhance and bring to life whatever your wild and twisted imagination can conspire to invent. And if you can't be bothered with the imagining part we'll do that too.
We've got all aspects of visual creativity covered - including CGI, 2D, animation and colour grading - or to put it in layman's terms, we can make a really good massive explosion without injuring anyone (if you like technical jargon, click here.)
And we've won awards too. In fact some say we're the best at what we do. But we're too nice to brag about that of course. Visit our offices in London, LA and Bristol - or ask the overlords of Electric Theatre if you can access some of the spy cameras trained on every workstation* - and you'll see that the people here are simply good, decent folk - every man, woman and dog has a smile on their face as they whistle their way through the hours of the working day. It's sickening. It's almost as bad as Canada. Don't ever ever visit. Only joking, come along and say hi - by arrangement of course, you demented psychopathic sociopath.
Have a nice day!
*data concerning the personalities of staff can also be accessed through microchips implanted in their necks. Click here for more.